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acrumblebatchwithcustardfreeman:

osamah:

oomshi:

oomshi:

who’s the funniest disney princess?

rapunzel

get off the fuckin stage

I told this joke to my husband and he immediately said “DIVORCE.”


(Source: drognerys)

Me on my way to steal your man


ill settle for nothing less

if my future husband doesn’t have a reaction like this i’m walking right back out and saying “alright let’s try this again”

(Source: kittypurrell)

Politeness has become so rare that some people mistake it for flirtation.

(Source: establishedin81)


Admit it. You need me. We’re connected!

(Source: mishasteaparty)


(Source: bitchface-loves-you)